Cheese Doodles Give Me Gas

Truth Be Told, I Have Nothing To Say

I just had the new Wampler Longacre turkey franks, and I've got one thing to say: Those new franks are tremendous....

You look up "class" in the dictionary, you get a picture of Ara Parseghian....

There is nothing more painful than the loss of a loved one....

Michael Jackson—sheesh!....

Why doesn't the bank give out free toasters anymore?.......

Training Camp 101


Over the past few years HBO subscribers have had the ability to get an inside look into NFL training camp through a jointly produced show between HBO and NFL Films called “Hard Knocks”. To the average fan, camp looks like a long series of practices, film, meetings and random hijinks between the players. Another factor that comes into place in an NFL camp is the roster and the big board. This is the only difference between a pro and a college training camp....

For those of you familiar with the BlueandGoldnation.com home page, you have probably noticed the Charlie Weis Twitter update application. For those of you who haven't, see this link :

http://twitter.com/ndhfc

As good a job as Coach Weis does explaining what he's currently doing, he often forgets that unless you have coaching experience or have been around a Football program, the general public still has questions regarding what actually is going on. Hopefully this...

Hello, friends, just a few random thoughts from yours truly.... Five minutes with Tex, in Richmond, Texas, is like 10 years in an Ivy League school.... It's a shame what's happening in Sarajevo.... There is nothing more pleasurable than spreading butter all over your chest and watching TV.... Don't count out Olympia Dukakis in the 1953 Oscar race.... If you see my good friend Harry, tell him to give me a call.... Kudos to those fine folks who make Bugles so consistently delicious.... I just thought...

What's his 4th one? Huh? Anyone? Bunch of retards.
I wonder who has the least hits for the 2500 ab's in the major league? Bonds, Aaron and Ruth, probably have more home-runs, then this guy.

The speed of light is 187,000 miles per second. It takes probably 10 minutes for the light of the sun to get to earth, so if you're ever on a troop ship going half-way 'round the world, you can sleep on the deck and marvel at the size and scope of the sky, looking at stars that have...