Cheese Doodles Give Me Gas

Truth Be Told, I Have Nothing To Say

I just had the new Wampler Longacre turkey franks, and I've got one thing to say: Those new franks are tremendous....

You look up "class" in the dictionary, you get a picture of Ara Parseghian....

There is nothing more painful than the loss of a loved one....

Michael Jackson—sheesh!....

Why doesn't the bank give out free toasters anymore?.......